Monday, August 31, 2009

Death By Meetings

I almost succumbed to this yesterday. I was up at 6:00 AM and got dressed and over to the church by 7:00 AM for bishopric meeting which went for an hour. Then we had ward council and welfare committee meeting at 8:00 AM and 9:00 AM and each was an hour. Church started at 11:00 AM and that's 3 hours long. Afterwards, there were a few people to set apart and then I helped out with entering tithing and other donations from about 2:30 PM until 4:00 PM. I stopped home for a minute so I could get breakfast (one hot dog) and lunch (another hot dog). I was a few minutes late getting to my 4:00 home teaching appointment. When I got there, I knocked and nobody answered. So I went home thinking I'd get a little break before 4:30 PM when my home teachers were supposed to come over but they showed up almost 20 minutes early. They left by 5:00 PM when I got a call from my 4:00 PM home teaching appointment saying we could come by then. We were there until 6:15 PM. I came home and had dinner and then went to some friends' house for a bit. As I walked to their house, I passed by one of my neighbors with whom I had another home teaching appointment scheduled for 8:00 PM in the evening. She reminded me of it and I stated we'd be there. But after getting over to this other family's house and spending some time with them, I completely forgot about the 8:00 PM home teaching appointment. I think I got home about 8:20 PM or so and we got the kids ready for bed. I'm sure that the thought of the missed home teaching appointment would not have crossed my mind at all the rest of the night, except that the lady whom I spoke with in passing earlier came by at 9:00 PM to see if everything was OK. Sorry Andersons! My home teaching companion was there and spent some time with them but I was M.I.A. So after apologizing to her at the door a few times, I called up my home teaching companion to do the same. It looks like I'll be making some cookies to help smooth over the gaffe.


As many of you know, Sundays are a day of rest so it would seem that I'm breaking the Sabbath. When I was younger and my dad served in a few bishoprics, I wondered about that. However, I think the day of rest actually has to do with what we each typically do on a daily basis. Cooking, cleaning, working and playing are activities that we all do daily. Sundays are set aside as a day for us to pause from those types of activities and focus more on those activities that will help build the kingdom of God, which include church service and meetings. With that said, I'll tell you that being to so many meetings really makes me miss my family. I find that I want to spend more time with them when I come home from a long day like yesterday. In fact, when we were over at our friends' house, I felt like I had to do something that was not meeting-oriented so I played Mother-May-I and Red Light/Green Light with some of the kids. It was just the break I needed.


Serving in the Church is lots of fun, though. I'm learning a few things about myself. I find that meeting new people is a lot of fun, and that different kinds of people come from different kinds of backgrounds and have different kinds of experiences and stories to share. They have different kinds of challenges and different kinds of blessings. But we're all part of one family and we all have something good to offer to the family members we come in contact with daily.



 

Monday, August 24, 2009

Yay Death!

If you ever want to feel like a man at 7:53 in the morning, there's only one thing you can do. It requires superior hand/eye coordination, liquid death in a can, and a wasp's nest.


This morning, I sent a nest of wasps to the spirit world in about 5 seconds. It was so satisfying!


I have been planning my attack since last week when I decided to replace a few burned out light bulbs in our coach lights that flank our garage door. I noticed that one of the light fixtures had a nest on it so I couldn't replace the bulb until I got rid of it. I figured I'd wait until early one morning to catch them when they were all there. This morning was the perfect morning! I walked out to it, keeping the specified 10 feet between where I would hold the can and the target. I sprayed the grass a bit to see just how well it sprayed. Then, I aimed at the light fixture and let loose a stream of poison that took them all by surprise! Not a one escaped. Ha ha! In fact, not one resisted. I emptied most of the can to ensure the work of death wasn't lacking.


By now, you may have come to a couple conclusions, one of which could be wrong. You could be thinking that I would define being a man as goin' around killin' things. That would be inaccurate. Part of being a man is being able to provide a certain level of pest control at 7:53 in the morning. That's accurate.


As for the other conclusion, you're right on!



Friday, August 14, 2009

You've been tagged!

Today at work, in my inbox, I got an email from my company asking for some information about me for a game we are going to play at a later date. The list of questions made me think of my blog so I'm putting them up here along with my responses. If you're reading this blog post, consider yourself tagged. Feel free to put your answers in your comment to this posting or, if you decide to put your answers on your own blog, post a comment here so I can go look at them. Thanks!


  1. What is your favorite movie?The Count of Monte Cristo
  2. What is your pet(s) name, if you have any?not applicable
  3. Have you ever met a famous person? If so, who?Shaquille O'Neal
  4. Where were you born?In a hospital in Salt Lake City
  5. Do you have any phobias?None
  6. What was the first car you ever owned?Volkswagen Golf
  7. Who is/was your favorite cartoon character or superhero?Batman used to be my favorite superhero.
  8. Do you have any hidden talents or hobbies?Yes. I used to play volleyball and build model airplanes and jets.
  9. What do you like to collect?I used to collect hood emblems LEGALLY!
  10. How many siblings do you have?Three
  11. What was the first concert you ever attended?C + C Music Factory